Because BeDeSeMe sounds empty to many, I’ll tell you in Romanian some reasons why you should get on with him or him with you:
- You’ve tried them all: loneliness, wives, mistresses, escorts, cousins, saleswomen: what do you have to lose?
- You’re tired of hating yourself and you choose to love yourself as you are, finally.
- You’re old enough, the sand is gone, the stench remains. It’s time to try adult games and toys.
- Does your mother still choose your clothes? No? So what are you waiting for? Let me dress you in a way that suits you.
- If you’re still humiliated every day, at least go to a professional.
- Alignment, relief, tell me what hurts? We have ointment and a bandage.
- Are you shy? Perfect. You were born for BDSM.
- Are you an accountant? I’ll take the numbers out of your head and whip them.
- Do you speak more than one foreign language? I make you moan in everything, I promise.
- Are you nervous about interviews? I’ll cure you. The boss already likes you.
- Don’t you know how to say “No” to others? I’ll teach you that “Yes” hurts more.
- Are you afraid of pain? That’s because you don’t know other levels of pleasure.
- Over time, you’ve come to replace your sense of humor with a sense of murder in the company of women? You’re not alone.
- Did you discover that you also have a bottom? Welcome to the world of adults.
- Are you afraid of being handcuffed? Experience the first sensation with me.
- You just escaped from there and you still want it? Choose your handcuffs. The guard already wants you!
- Do you want to switch roles? Impossible, you don’t know how to walk in heels but I can teach you.
- Are you simply curious and don’t know what awaits you? Don’t be afraid, you won’t die from an erection.
- Are you afraid that the world will find out where you’ve been or where you’re going? They know anyway and you’ll be judged anyway.
- Are you afraid of sinning? Stay home. It’s bad.
- Do you have any fetishes that you’re ashamed of? You’re my kink.
- Do you have no hope left for a satisfying erotic life? I’ll guide you.
- One day you’ll be an old man and your only desires will be a time machine and a thousand condoms.
- It’s mental and physical spa.
